You know when he's acting

You know you're the wife of a youth pastor when you console his nerves before the Children's Christmas Play with very little sympathy and tell him, "Maybe if you shaved off your beard, they wouldn't ask you next time."

You Know When you Get 'er Done!

You know you're the wife of a youth pastor when hubby comes to you during youth group and asks, "Can you come up with 15 questions to ask the students for our next game?"
Three minutes later--done, no sweat.  And they are good, too.
 

You Know With Mold

You know you're the wife of a youth pastor

when you find this moldy bread in the house and casually think to ask your hubby, "Do you need this for anything before I throw it away?"

You Know with Political Signage

When you see this local political sign:

and you think of someone else and start praying for her-- Miley Cyrus.

You Know When Shopping for Him

If you have ever felt this while shopping for your youth pastor hubby on the day after Halloween or Easter purchasing cart loads of candy, or shopping for an event that involves 10 liters of Mountain Dew for a breakfast.